Brain Fart Hiatus.

March 25, 2009 at 1:00 am (life, vlog)

Poor WordPress, I have left you entriless for a long time.  I may not be back for good just yet, but let me try to explain!

IN VLOG FORM!

Cheers!

3 Comments

  1. Kris said,

    I loved the ice-covered-car simile feint. Somewhat glad I was out of town for that ice storm, but also kind of disappointed. Skating rink everywhere would have been fun (and then painful, but fun first).

    PS
    I’m thinking of you but not in a weird way but also not all the time because that would be a weird way to think about you but I was thinking about you when I was watching the video because you were on the screen therefore that’s what my mind was thinking about.

    *send… uh, spellcheck? (there is no spellcheck) SEND!*

  2. Linake said,

    I had a similar feeling of relief/disappointment when the ice was all melted the next day. Then it snowed? *sigh* Thunder Bay, WTF?

    Good to know you’re thinking of me, but not in a weird way, and not all the time. Also, it doesn’t appear that you even needed spell check!

    Now go eat more pineapple.

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    MISTER MACGOOS!
    WRIST WATCH OR
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    TELLETUBBY BOHEEMIANS AND CRASS DAMN IT’S
    George Goory telletubby crass on
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    INTERNET ALSO OR
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    KICKED GONE
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    Forehead
    DEAD CHARLES MANSON SUESS ALSO!

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    SPEKTOR ABOUT THE
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    OVER!

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    BERLIN FUROR AND
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    QUEER INTEL BRAIN CHIP
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    MODIFIED KAISERS AND
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    ON!
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    OVER HARRISON TUCHLERS
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    CREDITS:
    IT IS DEE JAY VEE JAY
    SIMPLE MYSTERY SCIENCE

    IENSTIEN EXPOSED!
    ON SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!
    AND ON SCREEN CAPTAIN!
    EXPOSED ABBEY

    HOFFMANN STEAL THIS

    BOOK !
    AND SNOWDEN THE TRUTH!
    AND EXHUMED DEAD JOHN

    LORD OR
    THE ZOMBIES ARE ON

    AUDIO
    INTROS AND OUTROS
    ANY MANTRA GETS ALEX

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    GHANDI AND IRON EYES
    CODY
    A GERONIMO AND DINO
    MAURO
    CALL THE CHEROKKEE
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    BY IRON BUTTERFLY?
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    OLD JUDE MUELLER

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    FROM THE BERLIN ZOO

    AND ALL THOSE TREE

    MONKEYS ALSO BITE!

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    EVEN A P.B.R. MISTER JONES GOT CULT DRONES!
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    ALSO ANONYMOUS AT IT’S BEST!
    Q!
    ZAPPA GOT PICK UP A PHONE!

    NOT EVEN STAN KUBRICK!
    IN A PALACE OF A QUEEN !

    HOT TUNA NEED A CHEESY BERGER?
    BUGGERY!

    HAL?
    DAVE?
    DAISY!

    THE END!

    I GET GRACE LAND?

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